Where are you?
In a non slutty way
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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