Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i out mim tonsoeep
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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