if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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