I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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