If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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