IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
