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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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