Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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