So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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