I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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