The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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