she takes plan B like it's going out of style
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize