Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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