i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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