so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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