with your own penis?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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