Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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