I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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