If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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