he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
how does that bad decision feel?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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