somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
