Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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