ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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