My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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