Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you would pick up someone in the library
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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