everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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