I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
