yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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