I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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