I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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