It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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