then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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