i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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