I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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