Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize