My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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