The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
