You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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