is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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