And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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