did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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