part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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