that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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