Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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