I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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