Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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