I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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