I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i wish my penis had a tongue
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
