NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Dick very happy bro
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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