Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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