oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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