Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I think people are normalizing furries
is it fun? or sober?
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