the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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