Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
did i just pee glitter
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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