I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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