I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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